Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date..."
Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes or No."
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, no matter WHO left you a fortune!"
