She asks: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Seniora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Seniora...the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
(* Τι επίπεδο, θεέ μου...)
