Jewish mother's advice (the english joke for today, ΑΨΟΓΟ...*)

Jewish woman on the phone from Israel to her mother in New York:
- I am divorcing Yitzak...
All he wants is anal sex and my a... is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin!!!
Mother responds:
- You're married to a millionaire lawyer...
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Tel Aviv...
you drive a Mercedes...
you get USD 10,000 a week allowance...
you take 6 vacations a year...
... and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents????

(*Τι επίπεδο έχουν οι "Μυστήριοι" τελικά!!!)